tapwater

those guys who have nothing going for them in terms of looks, sense of humor, money, personality, or any other type of attractive characteristic.
(e.g. when you're at a restaurant and want water, tapwater will do, but you really just want something else like ice water or coke)

I only go out with tapwater guys when no one else is around

tapwater by im not tapwater September 14, 2009

Tapwater

One of the best youtubers on bedwars and likes 1v1ing toxic people

Toxic people: YALL TAPWATER'S IN MY SERVER HE SUCKS
Tap: 1v1 right now, you and me.

Tapwater by Yoyoismynickname February 10, 2022

Tapwaterylicious 

"Having a degree of culinary exquisiteness pertaining to that of a starving college student's income"

"Mmmmmm-mmmmmmm.  This bowl of cereal is tapwaterylicious."

Tapwaterylicious by Alec Venida October 19, 2007

Mexican Tap Water 

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

Mexican Tap Water by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015

tap water 

Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, you will be healthier drinking tap water over bottled water (probably because bottled water has chemicals in it.) It also tastes better (in my opinion), and the only reason why people don't like it is because you need to refrigerate it for a while for it to be cold.

tap water

tap water by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010

Tap water gang 

A large group of people with too much time on their hands in Ray C’s discord server, who will spend hours talking about the regional differences of tap water. Also known as the ’tap water enthustiasts’.

1: Hey bro where does your tap water come from?
2: Dude are you dumb, I drink bottled water
1: smh my head, you’re clearly not Tap water gang, I thought more of you, I’m so dissapointed

Tap water gang by LeonZeppelin January 27, 2021

Cleveland Tap Water 

Loose, some what chunky diarrhea.

I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.

Cleveland Tap Water by Magic man 123 May 26, 2010