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Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

Trapdance 

A lap dance from what you suspect to be a pre-op transexual.

Indicators of a trapdance might include failure to remove undergarments, obviously fake breasts, excessive hair, deep voice, or manhands.
Person 1:

"Hey man I think I just got a trapdance. She was grinding on me, but I saw her biceps bulging with delight under her thick arm hair. Then she went to whisper in my ear, and our adam's apples bumped."

Person 2: "My condolences."

Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.
Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.
Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

Taxdancer 

A person who stands on the sidewalk or street corner dressed as Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty or of the like. Their intention is to rope you into impulsively stopping at a close by Tax Filing business. Tactics include; Dancing, jumping up and down, or waving a sign, foam finger, pool noodle or any other annoying thing they can think of.
Driving to work I almost rear ended someone at the light because I was distracted by this Taxdancer. Although... he did have a rather good air guitar technique.
Taxdancer by Tsarith January 12, 2010

tapdance 

Term used to describe the actions of a wingman, in which he entertains the unattractive friend(s) of a target female in order to allow his comrade to court the target female without distraction.
Hey man, I'm trying to holla at the chick in the red but she got 3 chicks with her. Can you come tapdance for me so I can talk to her?
tapdance by LenoSummus January 16, 2011

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.
I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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