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Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

Trapdance 

A lap dance from what you suspect to be a pre-op transexual.

Indicators of a trapdance might include failure to remove undergarments, obviously fake breasts, excessive hair, deep voice, or manhands.
Person 1:

"Hey man I think I just got a trapdance. She was grinding on me, but I saw her biceps bulging with delight under her thick arm hair. Then she went to whisper in my ear, and our adam's apples bumped."

Person 2: "My condolences."

Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.
Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.
Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

Taxdancer 

A person who stands on the sidewalk or street corner dressed as Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty or of the like. Their intention is to rope you into impulsively stopping at a close by Tax Filing business. Tactics include; Dancing, jumping up and down, or waving a sign, foam finger, pool noodle or any other annoying thing they can think of.
Driving to work I almost rear ended someone at the light because I was distracted by this Taxdancer. Although... he did have a rather good air guitar technique.
Taxdancer by Tsarith January 12, 2010

tapdance 

Term used to describe the actions of a wingman, in which he entertains the unattractive friend(s) of a target female in order to allow his comrade to court the target female without distraction.
Hey man, I'm trying to holla at the chick in the red but she got 3 chicks with her. Can you come tapdance for me so I can talk to her?
tapdance by LenoSummus January 16, 2011

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.
I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!