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The most beautiful white woman with a huge butt. Is kind with her friends, forgiving and loving with family. A great mom who will give up the world for the people she cares about. Loves to shop but looks good in everything she wears. Terrible driver
“Be careful, that person is driving bad” “oh yeah such a Tandel”
tandel by Dee42069 November 23, 2021
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daksh tandel 

a rare species of endangered duck usually found in Chad. They are endangered due to over mating
person1: whos that gay nonce

Person 2 : that's not a nonce its daksh tandel
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Tandem bike 

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
Tandem bike by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.
I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!
Tandem Turd by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Tandem Shitting 

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.
Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
Tandem Shitting by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

khalil tandler 

Is that a wild khalil tandler over there?
why yes it is what a beautiful and misunderstood creature
khalil tandler by Mr_Easy December 29, 2013

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant 

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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