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Taming.io 

A game that is basically moomoo.io but with pets and slight changes to avoid a lawsuit, but somehow ends up being a decent addictive game.

The community is full of different types of players: Including...

The Fairy Abuser
A giga-virgin who goes around killing random ppl actually trying to enjoy the game, these people also do stuff such as trapping people who are just tryna mine gold with spikes, Brutally annoying. They only do this bc they are so deprived of joy and cant even be bothered to do anything with his life.
The HSer
This guy either makes a massive base or kills the bosses, pretty chill unless you damage their base or steal their boss killed, a blessing to be around, as you can chill in their base or tame fairies that drop from the bosses being killed.
Often killed by fairy abusers
The Noob
What is there even to say about a noob that hasn't been said about it already
Guy 69: Ever heard of Taming.io
Guy 420: Yeah, it's a cool game
Guy -8: time to harass everyone trying to enjoy the game lololololololololoolololololoijuhygtfryhujikjhuygtfderftgyhujhygtfrderftgyhuj
*they start playing the game*
*guy 420 is killed by guy -8*
Guy -8: lol ez ur trash
Guy 420: 69.420.69.420
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Taming.io 

Lame ass game made by lapamauve
it's also p2w imagine
Mafija plays taming.io and eats shit constantly
Taming.io by Mafija September 16, 2021

taming.io 

A game made by Lapamauve where you run around, tame pets, and kill other players with a wide variety of items. It is a survival game. It's community is fairly toxic.
It's also pay-to-win.
Access it by searching: "taming.io" or "tamming.io" or any other proxy link you can find.
It somehow manages to be addictive.
Guy 1: Yoooo do you play taming.io
Guy 2: No that game is pay to win.
Guy 3: It's also toxic.
Guy 1: PLAY OR ILL EAT YOU
Guy 2 and Guy 3: Fine.
(Guy 1 kills Guy 2 and Guys 3 in taming.io)
Guy 1: cRy aBoUT iT iM jUsT gOoD (spends 400000$ on a fcking io game)
(Guy 2 and Guy 3 kill Guy 1 cuz they have skill)
Guy 1: NUUUUUUU YOU ARE HACKING I WILL REPORT YOU
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026