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Tallahassee Trail Blazer 

When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.
After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.

Tallahassee Taillight 

This is a term used to describe any janky "repair" done to a taillight instead of just buying a new one. Examples include (but are not limited to) a piece of a plastic Folgers coffee tub, red duct tape, half of a solo cup, etc.
Wow did you see randys tallahassee taillight in his dodge pickup truck? I heard he got drunk off of a 30 pack of keystone light and backed into his neighbors trailer!