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When you don’t know what to say to insult someone so you say they’re a tall man
Jaden ummm your a tall man
Tall man by Gingery man unit December 31, 2020

tall man syndrome 

Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.
I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.

Tall Man Syndrome 

Opposite of Small Man Syndrome. It is where tall men (probably over 5'12) who have probably done nothing in their life except be dicks and failures to society, are seen as superior by either some people or themselves. This is in spite of figures like Napoleon Bonaparte, who conquered a lot of Europe, was only around 5'6-5'7.

While shorter men doing great things might be seen as compensating, that is much better than someone with Tall Man Syndrome as someone with this affliction does nothing at all except disappoint everyone, especially women in bed.

There are two kinds of people in this spectrum. One does great things like lead England and the allies through World War 2 and being a distinguished historical figure, while the other got genetically lucky and nothing else.
"Damn. Look man, I may be short, but I can actually pay my rent on time and hold a relationship. You suffer from Tall Man Syndrome! A big case of it too!"

Short Man: "I just conquered half of Europe!"
Random person: "You are probably just compensating."
Short Man: "Maybe. How's (Insert Tall Man)? Still crying in his parents basement?"
Tall Man Syndrome by Khaosyrup March 5, 2022

Tall Man Syndrome 

When some tall guys act like they have the right to speak to anyone like a piece of dog shit on the bottom of their shoe just because of their height advantage. They think that just because they're big it means they can't get knocked over.
"Billy is a dick. He thinks he can talk to everyone like a piece of shit because he's 250 and 6 foot 4. Worst case of Tall Man Syndrome going."
Tall Man Syndrome by Schmo October 18, 2018

Tall Man Syndrome 

When some tall guys act like they have a right to speak to people like they're pieces of shit on the bottom of their shoes because they have a height advantage over them. They think that just because they're big it means they can't get knocked over.
"Billy is just a prick, he thinks he can treat everybody like dirt because he's 250 and 6 foot 4. Worst case of Tall Man Syndrome going."
Tall Man Syndrome by Schmo October 18, 2018

tall man- short man 

tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.
have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short