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TakeItMaster 

Any ticket agency company which is expert at levelling unjustified fees and preventing all but the wealthy from attending cultural and sporting events.

Bonus points are awarded for parking fees at venues without parking, internet convenience charges when you print the ticket out yourself, and per-ticket service charges for internet booking. The trump card is when it's an exclusive contract so you can't buy tickets from anyone else, and worst, not even from the venue itself.

Any corporate with a monopoly like this can be referred to as TakeItMasters of the Universe (as assisted by He-Man the Tout).
I was going to take my girl to see Pearl Jam play tonight but you could only buy the tickets from TakeItMaster, $10 each with $30 processing charge per ticket so we watched TV at home instead.
TakeItMaster by Samuel Crawley January 6, 2009
Related Words

takeiteesh 

I have noticed more and more people saying this instead of "take it easy". It is pronounced like one word. Takeiteesh. Does anyone know where this comes from?
Bob: "I will call ya tomorrow around 5"
Sam: "OK, Takeiteesh"
takeiteesh by Gibbers July 8, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008