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Taking a Nap 

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
Taking a Nap by Josh April 13, 2004
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taking a nap 

tieneing sex con lismar/liumar
deez notes, hah gottem. nvm, im going to taking a nap
taking a nap by Uranictie386109 April 6, 2023

taking a nap 

tieneing sexo con lismar/liumar
im gonna taking a nap en tu mamas camas.
taking a nap by Uranictie386109 April 6, 2023

taking a dirt nap 

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.
Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.
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