Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.

Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.

by Jorge Dentino November 03, 2010

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Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

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Shut up man! Shut up before I take this fartlet and shove it in your mouth!

Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024

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This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024

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