Completely wasting valuable time by taking a nap after getting 10 hours of sleep because you're too much of a little girl to, God forbid, go to bed past 12.

Chris: What's he doing?
Michael: Oh just takin' a stu.
Chris: Typical, what a piece of shit.

Takin' A Stu by zaxeZra October 16, 2009

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Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

Takin' a number three by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

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Takin' a Trump

When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.

After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!

Takin' a Trump by popmafioso1 March 21, 2017

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takin' a smokey

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.

Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.

takin' a smokey by knightman23 April 13, 2014

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Takin a meep

The act of relaxing by mindlessly scrolling through social media (specifically Tiktok) with the intention of not being interrupted. Takin a meep requires the same respect and standard as taking a nap.

Friend: “What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Just planing on going home and takin a meep.”

Takin a meep by Grae_hman September 8, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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