Takin a... 

Phrase used on Facebook to indicate a bowel movement.

Friend 1 status : Takin a...
Friend 2 comment: Gross.

Takin a... by YourBFFF January 21, 2011

takin’ a turd 

Another way of saying taking a shit.

I’m in here takin’ a turd!

takin’ a turd by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

Takin' A Stu 

Completely wasting valuable time by taking a nap after getting 10 hours of sleep because you're too much of a little girl to, God forbid, go to bed past 12.

Chris: What's he doing?
Michael: Oh just takin' a stu.
Chris: Typical, what a piece of shit.

Takin' A Stu by zaxeZra October 16, 2009

Takin' a number three 

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

Takin' a number three by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

Takin' a Trump 

When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.

After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!

Takin' a Trump by popmafioso1 March 21, 2017

takin' a smokey 

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.

Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.

takin' a smokey by knightman23 April 13, 2014

Takin a meep 

The act of relaxing by mindlessly scrolling through social media (specifically Tiktok) with the intention of not being interrupted. Takin a meep requires the same respect and standard as taking a nap.

Friend: “What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Just planing on going home and takin a meep.”

Takin a meep by Grae_hman September 8, 2023