Takeawait

The inevitable, exaggeratedly monotonous wait once a takeaway has been ordered where everyone gets increasingly irritable and hungry.

'I ordered that burger 45 minutes ago ... HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DO A BURGER AND CHIPS?'

...

'I WANT A BURGER!'

...

'This takeawait is killing me. I'm starving.'

by Schamael September 15, 2011

takeaway

Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.

Among the general fund of knowledge provided in this financial seminar, there were actually several takeaways that could give our company great marketing edge.

by GoldieLucks August 6, 2009

takeaway digger

A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.

Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.

by Copious feeder August 9, 2012

giro takeaway

A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.

Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?

by Simon Poole October 8, 2003

takeaway

take-out food from a restaurant.

let's order some chinese takeaway.

by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007

takeaways

takeaways, also known as takeouts, fast food ect.

parent: what would you like for dinner tonight kids?
kid: can we get takeaways?

by blyth June 10, 2007

#TakeABath

To "#TakeABath" and "Go For A Walk" means to fill your bathtub of water and cut yourself vertically down your arm, thus killing yourself.

I hate this place.. I'd rather go home and #TakeABath

by Afstand January 7, 2019