Takeawait 

The inevitable, exaggeratedly monotonous wait once a takeaway has been ordered where everyone gets increasingly irritable and hungry.

'I ordered that burger 45 minutes ago ... HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DO A BURGER AND CHIPS?'

...

'I WANT A BURGER!'

...

'This takeawait is killing me. I'm starving.'

Takeawait by Schamael September 15, 2011

takeaway

Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.

Among the general fund of knowledge provided in this financial seminar, there were actually several takeaways that could give our company great marketing edge.

takeaway by GoldieLucks August 6, 2009

takeaway digger

A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.

Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.

takeaway digger by Copious feeder August 9, 2012

giro takeaway 

A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.

Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?

giro takeaway by Simon Poole October 8, 2003

takeaway

take-out food from a restaurant.

let's order some chinese takeaway.

takeaway by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007

takeaways 

takeaways, also known as takeouts, fast food ect.

parent: what would you like for dinner tonight kids?
kid: can we get takeaways?

takeaways by blyth June 10, 2007

Takeaway Wife 

An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.

*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife

Takeaway Wife by YeahYeahYeea September 7, 2016