Takeawait

The inevitable, exaggeratedly monotonous wait once a takeaway has been ordered where everyone gets increasingly irritable and hungry.

'I ordered that burger 45 minutes ago ... HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DO A BURGER AND CHIPS?'

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'I WANT A BURGER!'

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'This takeawait is killing me. I'm starving.'

by Schamael September 15, 2011