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Take the Scenic Route 

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.
Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.
Take the Scenic Route by sp4nkr March 24, 2009
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