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Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.
I'm gonna go take a shower

Take A Shower

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im gonna go take a shower but after you wanna talk? i miss you soo much already ❤️ its killing me i dont understand why i miss you when you're gone for even 15 minutes 😤 ❤️i love you soo much
Take A Shower by InternetGoaty November 27, 2019

take a shower

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"
take a shower by 7568ino December 28, 2024

Take a shower/smelly 

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society
“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

should i go take a shower 

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.
Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."
should i go take a shower by Asi8 February 25, 2022

go take a shower 

the act of taking a shower
bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower
go take a shower by Alex666420 August 7, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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