Take a piss 

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.

Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.

Take a piss by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008

Take a piss 

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.

You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”

Take a piss by greenpoopyfrootloopy123 May 4, 2019

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS 

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

trying to take a shit without pissing 

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

trying to take a shit without pissing by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009