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Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.
Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.
by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008
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Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.
You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
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trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
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