The product of an ageing
man's
relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing
man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.