1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half
-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?
-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009
A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015