Taint Fuck

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the sexual act of rubbing taints together for either a safe sex option or foreplay.

Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"

"May I taint fuck you maam?"

"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"

Taint Fuck by peterkz October 16, 2008

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Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.

www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?

Taint Fucking by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

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Fuck Tint

A car with window tinting that's so dark you can be fucking inside and no one would know.

Ex 1.

Guy 1: Wow, yur camaro looks bad ass, bro!

Guy 2: Yea, got the fuck tint on last week. Epic sex awaits cause nobody gonna see through that!

Ex 2:

Guy 1: Damn, those windows are blacked out!

Guy 2: Yup, fuck tint keeps your shit PRIVATE.

Fuck Tint by psycholas August 29, 2013

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taintfuck

Coolest, most taint-raping journal ever. Brought to you by Ken and Kill

Big fan: Ken and Kill rock my taint off

taintfuck by Shitface September 27, 2004

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taintfuck

Profusivly rubbing of the perinium

Eric was taintfucking me and it tickled

taintfuck by boobootittyfuck February 15, 2005

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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