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Taint Fuck 

the sexual act of rubbing taints together for either a safe sex option or foreplay.
Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"

"May I taint fuck you maam?"

"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"
Taint Fuck by peterkz October 16, 2008
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Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.
www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?
Taint Fucking by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

Fuck Tint 

A car with window tinting that's so dark you can be fucking inside and no one would know.
Ex 1.

Guy 1: Wow, yur camaro looks bad ass, bro!

Guy 2: Yea, got the fuck tint on last week. Epic sex awaits cause nobody gonna see through that!

Ex 2:

Guy 1: Damn, those windows are blacked out!

Guy 2: Yup, fuck tint keeps your shit PRIVATE.
Fuck Tint by psycholas August 29, 2013

taintfuck 

Coolest, most taint-raping journal ever. Brought to you by Ken and Kill
Big fan: Ken and Kill rock my taint off
taintfuck by Shitface September 27, 2004

taintfuck 

Profusivly rubbing of the perinium
Eric was taintfucking me and it tickled
taintfuck by boobootittyfuck February 15, 2005
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