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Tahitian Twist 

When one man squatted above another man who is upside-down, on his shoulders, and is facing 180 degrees away from the other, puts each of their respective cock's in the opposing man's asshole and then begins to rotate in a circular motion whilst hopping up and down. This is a Tahitian Twist.

The Tahitian Twist is estimated to have been developed between AD 300 and 800 when early cock-loving Polynesians settled in Tahiti and wanted to claim man cock & ass for their own. Many methods were tried and failed but the Tahitian Twist prevailed and is still in practice by many homo-sexual civilizations to this day.
This lemonade tastes excellent and the grapes are delicious, if I didn't fuck goats I would tackle you into a Tahitian Twist! *slurps goat cock*
Tahitian Twist by -Anti- April 30, 2008
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Tahitian Tongue Twister 

A sexual act between a male and female partner in which the female lies face up and the man proceeds to slowly lower his bottom half until it touches her nose. The female then promptly proceeds to use her tongue to lick her male counterpart's butthole, taint, and scrotum. This act is continued until the man either pops a hot steamy dump all over her unsuspecting face, or ejaculates.
"Man, Kelly gave me the Tahitian Tongue Twister last night."
"Aw man, now where's my yogurt?"
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