Taco Pie

When you put flour on a mexican woman's vagina then have sex with her until the flour becomes crusty. Then you get a fork and eat the contents. Optional toppings include but are not limited to: guacamole, sour cream, red hot, salsa, peppers, onions, and of course lube!!!

Last night i got the urge late night for some Taco Pie. So i went down to the local mexicali bar and picked me up a mexicunt as she was the last ingediant that i needed. Needless to say i ate well last night!!!

by mcputter30 April 17, 2010

taco pie

Aphrodisiac; Instant party.

Is that taco pie?...TACO PIE!!!

by Pookie Pie June 15, 2005

taco pie

You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!

Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.

by Mike Poppiti March 25, 2005

taco pie

You take a taco, and a pie. You put the taco into the pie. You now have taco pie. (Blackberry pie and Taco Bell tacos taste best together)

In the future, tacos are illegal.

by DewKnight May 03, 2005

Acapulco taco pie

Performing oral sex on a female after at least three other males have ejaculated into her vagina.

After the other guys had finished, Kevin had a nice Acapulco taco pie for dessert.

by matoo December 15, 2008

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022