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Taco Crunch 

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina
Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.
Taco Crunch by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

taco-cruncher 

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.
You don't belong here taco-cruncher
taco-cruncher by VibezXD May 22, 2023

taco-cruncher 

taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.
White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!

Taco-crunching 

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
Taco-crunching by Almagest June 29, 2011

Crunchy Taco 

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.
I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

Crunchy Taco 

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
Crunchy Taco by mauna_lani August 13, 2010