Definitions by DAHpargles

Tablet 

Something that was NOT made by a shitty computer company

(See Apple) but was made by Bill Gates in 2001. When Bill

Gates

introduced it, no one gave a flying F**K about it, but when

Steve Jobs introduced the iPad, the world pissed itself like

an over excited dog.

Me: I just got a new Android Tablet!
Apple'FanBoy':TH3 TABL3T W4S MADE BY 4PPLE!!!
Me: No it was made by Bill Gates douchebag

Tablet by DAHpargles March 14, 2012

racist 

What 12 year olds call you if you say the word Black or the word White. Clearly, they do not understand what Racism means.

Me: I think Blue goes really good with the color black!
12 Year old:You're racist!

racist by DAHpargles March 14, 2012