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tweezers 

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.
Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.
tweezers by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweezers 

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.
Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers
tweezers by blackbone March 23, 2009

Tweezers 

Alternative word for "Tweakers"
Crack heads.

Originated from a Facebook post in 29 Palms; several people now use it in 29 Palms, Ca
Look at those tweezers behind jack in the box sharing a pipe
Tweezers by FlyingJ5 February 6, 2021

Penis Tweezers 

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus
Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.
Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.
I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.
Meat tweezers by Mrchristian January 22, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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