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henk: ewa~! its ttgd!
paul: ttgd?
henk: time to get drunk euheuehueheueh!
ttgd by bats247 March 4, 2011
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TTGFD • TGFD • tgfdt • TTFD • ttgd • TTGF • TTGFU • ttgmdw • TTGSD • TGF DISEASE
Time To Get Fucked Up

verb - the act of getting so wasted you don't remember anything.

noun - being very wasted
"Goodbye fall semester, hello winter break... TTGFU!"
TTGFU by mrRealismROC December 15, 2011
trying to get my dick wet

variation: ttgmvw, trying to get my vagina wet
guy 1: why are you going to that party tonight?

guy 2: more girls than guys, ttgmdw

guy 1: i'll be there in five minutes
ttgmdw by jcp2011 April 28, 2011
Thank god for drugs NOT to be mistake with Too Good For Drugs ;)
TGFD, beena bell of a week
TGFD by Jake Schaffer July 19, 2018
TTGF stands for 'trying to get fucked". applies mainly to girls who are being extremely obvious about wanting someone to approach her. While some guys may not mind, it severely annoys other females.
"Whoa, did you see that girl that just walked in? Shes totally TTGF. I can see her thong AND bra. How obnoxious."
TTGF by whitegirlmob August 29, 2011
Time To Get Shit Done. Right after ejaculation after an intense session of masturbation, man is quickly thrown back into reality, upon which he is reminded of all the errands he must run, all the work he must do. When motivation is scarce for said things, saying a cool, short, hip abbreviation, such as "TTGSD" will provide the energy needed.
Often also altered to "Double T, GSD".
Chad: Dude, i just came so hard jerking it to Tina's bikini pic. I swear, her photos are better than porn.

Dale: Ditto, dude. Absolutely right. Well, anyway, TTGSD, I guess.

Chad: Yup. TTGSD. See you at the gym.
TTGSD by ruggyrugburn November 21, 2010
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