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tshifhiwa 

A loyal friend,always trying to bring good into all situations ,hilarious always cracking good jokes and making everyone laugh, smart and quick with come backs, a person u can tell everything to and he will help make the best of the situation.
If you have a problem you should go to tshifhiwa.
tshifhiwa by Poppingcandy_18 August 15, 2017
Related Words
"Hey you wanna go to the game"
"Nah, TSTF"
TSTF by Jumpin jack October 29, 2009
Instant messaging acronym for Too High To Function. Meaning that the speaker is too high to understand/make sense of what you are saying.
Jack: dude ijust smokeed a wohle blunt by meself an im thtf
thtf by awesem0 April 11, 2009
Acronym: "Too High To Function" (as in, the speaker has ingested an amount of marijuana to the point that he/she can no longer comprehend or perform basic motor skills.)
Person 1: Sup?
Person 2: In my speech class THTF
Person 1: Shit.
THTF by (lexi[con)artist] August 21, 2011
"To Shape Teh Future!". Commonly used by uber-haxx0rs to greet each other.
TSTF! by nostromo March 16, 2004
an acronym meaning Too High To Function, normally used in txt or over IM when someone keeps telling u things and ur too high to understand/care what the heck they're saying
person 1: guess what! i think i figured out why my fone didn't work cuz the thingy broke and then that one part got fixed and then it only sorta worked ya know?

person 2: THTF dude tell me about it later.
THTF by poptartxoxo September 13, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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