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when the shit hits the fan
basicly we are boned and all hell breaks lose
when TSHTF ill be hiding in my fallout shelter
TSHTF by CaptianM August 4, 2005
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tshifhiwa 

A loyal friend,always trying to bring good into all situations ,hilarious always cracking good jokes and making everyone laugh, smart and quick with come backs, a person u can tell everything to and he will help make the best of the situation.
If you have a problem you should go to tshifhiwa.
tshifhiwa by Poppingcandy_18 August 15, 2017
Related Words
"Hey you wanna go to the game"
"Nah, TSTF"
TSTF by Jumpin jack October 29, 2009
Instant messaging acronym for Too High To Function. Meaning that the speaker is too high to understand/make sense of what you are saying.
Jack: dude ijust smokeed a wohle blunt by meself an im thtf
thtf by awesem0 April 11, 2009
Acronym: "Too High To Function" (as in, the speaker has ingested an amount of marijuana to the point that he/she can no longer comprehend or perform basic motor skills.)
Person 1: Sup?
Person 2: In my speech class THTF
Person 1: Shit.
THTF by (lexi[con)artist] August 21, 2011
"To Shape Teh Future!". Commonly used by uber-haxx0rs to greet each other.
TSTF! by nostromo March 16, 2004
an acronym meaning Too High To Function, normally used in txt or over IM when someone keeps telling u things and ur too high to understand/care what the heck they're saying
person 1: guess what! i think i figured out why my fone didn't work cuz the thingy broke and then that one part got fixed and then it only sorta worked ya know?

person 2: THTF dude tell me about it later.
THTF by poptartxoxo September 13, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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