TSTF

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Too Stoned To Function

"Hey you wanna go to the game"
"Nah, TSTF"

TSTF by Jumpin jack October 29, 2009

Words you can keep

TSTF

Too Swole to Function

Yeah man, he TSTF!

TSTF by CackMaster69 June 5, 2011

Related Words

TSTF!

Tstf

The girl who is damaged or has too much daddy issues.

That girl got issues, she's to sick to fuck! Tstf

Tstf by Aseboen January 17, 2021

TSTF!

"To Shape Teh Future!". Commonly used by uber-haxx0rs to greet each other.

tstf, dude!

TSTF! by nostromo March 16, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026