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Trollpasta 

A website made to parody creepypastas in a sarcastric way. Most popular trollpastas are "The Tale of Shrek", "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT", "Sonic.exe", "THE DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD", "WHO WAS PHONE!?", etc.
guy1: Have u saw Sonic.exe is now moved on the trollpasta wiki?
guy2: yea its dumb
sonic.exe author: THEYRE PIECES OF SHIT I FKING H8 THEM THEYRE FKING U WOT M8S LETS MAKE PETITIONS, MANIFESTATIONS AND LETS TELL NSA TO BLOCK THE TROLLPASTA WKi!!!!!111!
Trollpasta by JeromeAlbert December 15, 2014

trollpassing 

A blog on tumblr trolling Adam Lambert in the, most likely, best way possible. Glamberts shouldn't be pissed off because it's made by Glamberts. But some are pissed off anyway, but they're just too sensitive and have no sense of humor. But if the admins would ever read this, I want you to know that you're perfect at what you're doing, just keep going! Whatever, Glamberts should really visit this blog.
Person 1: Did you see those pants Adam lambert wore at the VH1 Divas Red Carpet? Showed the shape of his penis perfectly...
Person 2: Yeah, girl, Trollpassing will know what to do.

trollgasm 

orgasm of the troll; usually during sexual intercourse; occasionally whilst chasing billy goats.
trollgasm, no example necessary.
trollgasm by hoboz-dick-cheeze January 24, 2010

trolldar 

The "sixth-sense" that allows one to know when he is being trolled.
Random Guy 1: "So this guy posted that he had killed the president, and this guy thought he was serious!"
Random Guy 2: "He needs to learn to trolldar
trolldar by WUANDEAAGGG November 28, 2009

Trolltastic

To feel like a troll when in reality you are not and loving it.
I feel so trolltastic and I don't know why!
Trolltastic by ThatOtherChick July 14, 2009

TrollDespair

Twitch emote for PTSD moments :)
TrollDespair... September 11th 2001...
TrollDespair by lolfoxesarecute October 16, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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