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1. Tits Per Minute
2. A handy way of measuring the worth of a cinematic piece; one derives this unit by dividing the length of the movie/show by the amount of scantly clad women. One then multiplies the number of women by two to get the Tits Per Minute.
Jamie: Dude!!! In Manswers the TPM was like 22!!! That is truly a great show.

Shane: Yeah, got to love them...
by TitMan69 July 21, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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standing in the common room with both arms above my head because it's noon. tpm.
by sororstitute9 November 14, 2010
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Acronym for Tire Pressure Monitoring System
a system that measures a difference in tire rotation and tells you that a tire could be low or high in air pressure.

Newer cars offer TPMS so drivers can have a step forward in maintaining a desired fuel economy
by bluehuffy October 26, 2008
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TPM is common phrase used by Saint Lucians; which stands for, "The People Man".
TPM bought me food today!

I went to see tpm but he was with his hoe ass girlfriend.
by KimmyKimm April 12, 2019
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Acronym: Total Pike Move

To be the definition of a Douche bag...
This guy only wears Tall Tee's and Tank Tops....T.P.M.
by Brokellar October 31, 2010
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TPM (that past memory) - When a song, word or anything makes you think of your ex.
EX- DANG I have to study but TPM (that past memory) is hitting me hard.
by LadyNiteRyder June 13, 2018
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