tpm

Tweets per minute

BornRuffians: "I think this is the most tweets per minute I've ever done. My TPM is like maxed out."

by anniethatswho December 17, 2009

tpm

abbreviation for tylenol pm. drug primarly used to quickly induce sleep.

i have some fucking crazy dreams when i TPM.

by julie finn January 2, 2007

Lit Fam TPMS

Hey Lit TPMS Gamers. Did you know that TPMS is a nice place were a lot of people have lot's of (cough,) fun. Also it is the kingdom of KFC and not Popeyes because Popeyes is nasty, even though you are kind of respected if you like Popeyes, .....not really. The KFC god watches over the sanctuary of Middle School between the Peaks that are Twins. He protects everyone and every animal by stuffing their face with buckets of 20 piece chicken. The KFC god's delightful name is Armen The Great Popeyes Hater. So rest assured that the KFC god will always be watching over TPMS.

Epic Gamer: Hey dude let's go get some food
Non Epic Gamer: I don't know
Epic Gamer: Let's go to Lit Fam TPMS and get some KFC
Non Epic Gamer: But I like Popeyes
Epic Gamer: SHUT UP CHILD!
Epic Gamer:We're going to get some KFC from Lit Fam TPMS
Epic Gamer: Oh, btw kids, get KFC instead of Popeyes because Popeyes will make you want to stick your head in a toilet...........and that is totally normal.........for people who like Popeyes, Chow!

by TheKFCgod December 11, 2019

TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.

Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?

by Meekie4 January 5, 2014

tpm

twerks per minute

“what’s your tpm”
“500”

by tpm grant May 8, 2023