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toe fungus sandwich 

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

toe fungus feb 

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb
toe fungus feb by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021

National toe fungus day 

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.
HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

Da.babys.toe.fungus 

"Omg daby"
"More like da.babys.toe.fungus"

shreksgreasy_toefungus 

Some popular tiktoker who’s obsessed with the Simpsons but is now going through a flop era even though they post cool edits. Simpsons is life. They also have cool pfp
Person 1 - Have you walked the dog today?
Person 2 - Sorry, I was watching shreksgreasy_toefungus

Toedungus 

It is an amoung us character but is a toe. IDK realy know what else to say it was just a funny saying that me and my brother made. 👁👄👁
Among us! Toedungus!
Toedungus by Starrymars March 23, 2024
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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