TJF 

Noun

TJF is short for "Typical Jonas Fatty"
A fangirl of the pop band The Jonas Brothers who is stereotypically fat, ugly, and has no friends. She believes that she is destined to marry one of the Jonas Brothers, and uses all of her spare time reading fanfics of them on the internet, mainly because she has no friends to occupy her time with.

Also see "Typical Twilight Fatty"

Did you see how TJF got visibly upset when we insulted the Jonas fags?

Tammi is such a TJF; she baked a Jonas Brothers cake and ate the whole thing herself.

TJF by HcT-izzle December 9, 2008

TJF 

The Job's Fucked

Also TJRF, The Job's Really Fucked. Any task or career that's impossible, and by its nature causes problems if you try. Invented by UK or Australian police forces, and more often used to complain about an unpleasant task, but the source of its strength is to do with the anti-authoritarian culture that is a source of identity and strength for the community, and the members are born into that culture and, like any other worker, believe it applies to the workplace too. So when the Job requests and requires the worker to use authority, it can't work, or can't ever work well, and TJ is F. But of course the same person also believes society needs police, or needs the work that police do. Or just needs some crooks to be stopped. But the worst parts of TJF is when the boss is at you for not snagging a collar, yet the chief won't back you with resources, internal investigations is more powerful than those doing real work, and the brass won't defend your team from the media. The media are against you more than the "real" criminals. And then one of your own lets you down by getting bent. But the tiniest mistake will lose you your job. Everyone wants you to do your job and everyone hates you when you do. TJF. You get home and the family, for good reason sometimes, also hate you.

- What the hell was that about?
- Oh the usual ... well done, and the toe-cutters will see you Monday morning
- Well that's it, the job's fucked!
- TJF, mate.

TJF by whophd October 17, 2023

TJFR 

Acronym for That's Just Fucking Retarded.

TJFR. You should compare like for like across their respective distributions, not take extreme examples from one population only.

TJFR by Captain Pedant December 23, 2010

TJFWU 

Acronym for 'totally just fucking with you,' used primarily in digital communication.

Flatmate 1: (texts Flatmate 2 at work) Hey, the cat's dead.
Flatmate 2: Oh my god, noooo!
Flatmate 1: TJFWU
Flatmate 2: I want you to move out.

TJFWU by rufio212 November 8, 2011

TJFS 

That's Just Fucking Stupid

That bitch said she wanted to keep all the money. I told her TJFS

TJFS by TamaTra December 16, 2010

TJFrogger 

The gamertag of someone really gay on Xbox Live. I've only seen him once or twice but I felt like he was just ready to burst out of the closet.

TJFrogger loves anal beads.

TJFrogger by VisibleKitten June 19, 2014