TJFWU

Acronym for 'totally just fucking with you,' used primarily in digital communication.

Flatmate 1: (texts Flatmate 2 at work) Hey, the cat's dead.
Flatmate 2: Oh my god, noooo!
Flatmate 1: TJFWU
Flatmate 2: I want you to move out.

TJFWU by rufio212 November 8, 2011

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tofwulanijnat

Tired of fucking with you lame ass niggas I just need an thug.

Like theses regular dudes who do the same thing anit work and we want somebody who gone step for us and who gone shoot for us somebody who’s reall💯 .

U can use it how ever you choose 😊.tofwulanijnat

tofwulanijnat by The real madness March 11, 2019

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TJFWU • tfwu • TFWUHNL • tofwulanijnat

tfwu

Tfwu meaning the f*** wrong with you

Some annoies you or some one txt you that you dont like say tfwu

tfwu by Friction savage April 5, 2016

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TFWUHNL

TFWUHNL is an acronym meaning "That Feeling When You Have No Life"
Alternative spellings include "TFWYHNL" and "Please Dear God Just Kill Me" (see KMS)

TFWUHNL because you spend all of your time on UrbanDictionary.com creating definitions for words and phrases that literally no one will use ever.

TFWUHNL by ChezmonoIsHere January 28, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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