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:opps tiwig !
tiwig by YetiMoonLite July 7, 2009
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This is why I’m gay.

A way of telling the heteros that you’re done with their drama.
*sees a het couple fighting on the street*

Person A: TIWIG

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: *points at het couple*

Person B: Oh ok nah that makes sense
TIWIG by Noleynator January 26, 2024
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A shy but funny young girl. When you meet her if you don't know her she may be shy but she will be funny and crazy to be around not a moment you won't laugh. She is a good comforter to have when your sad.
Tiwi is a very shy girl that just moved here.
tiwi by movieexpert May 24, 2018

Texas Twiggy 

A tall skinny woman from Texas named Shelley Duvall.
She's so Texas, She's thin as a twig, She's the Texas Twiggy!
Texas Twiggy by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023

slip/slide a cig/twig 

Sliding/slipping the twig/cig is the act of inserting an e-cig, specifically a Juul, into one’s oral cavity. Instead of “hitting” or “rippin” a Juul, the phrase is “sliding/slipping a cig/twig”.
To slide a cig is one thing, but to slip a twig is another.

To slip/slide a cig/twig is the insertion of a Juul into one’s mouth.
slip/slide a cig/twig by cigsandtwigs December 18, 2018

lord twigo-sama 

the most powerful meme god in existence, also the secret wiener
dude that chick thinks im lord twigo-sama or something cause she likes me
lord twigo-sama by Danimax02 November 10, 2019

Lord Twigo 

One of the three gods of flexing, alongside Lord Nuxanor (aka the ruler of the Fambase) and Deji, aka the super cool 189 IQ genius who surpasses Einstein, Bill Gates, Nikola Tesla, etc. Lord Twigo was created by the all mighty Neck Guy, and he later founded the Holy Knights and let the conquest of the multiverse. He also founded Twigoism, which is the philosophical branch of the great religion of Neck Guyism.
Lord Twigo is such a chad, I wish I could be like him.

All hail Neck Guy and his faithful disciple Lord Twigo!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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