THIS DICK! 

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.

<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!

THIS DICK! by mackstann February 12, 2005

This Dick

A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.

Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."

This Dick by This Dick. October 9, 2007

THIS DICK

A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.

Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."

THIS DICK by Bitch Da Fuq September 4, 2015

This Dick

An asshole who is trying to bring u down

Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you

This Dick by Suck it cracker November 28, 2016

This dick

This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck

Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die

This dick by DOGE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD September 5, 2017

This Dick

the latest white-boi-tryna-be-black phenomena

has contributed to the relentless beatdowns of hundreds of white kids throughout America.

Black Guy: Hey man, what'sup

White Douche: THIS DICK!

(Sledgehammer to the face)

This Dick by Dupak February 19, 2011

This dick ain't free 

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

This dick ain't free by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017