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The Goofy 

To grab one’s ears and thrust your penis joyfully in their butt :). Once you’re about to ejaculate, you must whisper into the participant’s ear, “I dun Goofed! Hyuck!!”
Joyce: “Hey me and my boyfriend did The Goofy last night, and I think he stretched my ears along with my anus.”
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“
The Goofy by The Almighty Goofster September 3, 2018
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the goofy samurai 

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.
Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.
the goofy samurai by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

the goofy samurai 

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

the goofy samurai 

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

The Goofy Movie 

An amazing movie about a father and his son
Did you see The Goofy Movie? It's really heartwarming.
The Goofy Movie by PissePant November 30, 2020

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated
Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.
Slap the goofy by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

Off the goofy 

When you pop the molly and you go silly
Off the goofy by AlderDice October 14, 2021
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