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THE SLINKY 

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.
Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!
THE SLINKY by Bam068 May 4, 2018
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the slinky 

when a girls ass i so loose you can see her colon hanging down like a slinky
the was no need for a colonoscopy because the girl had a slinky
the slinky by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

The slinky 

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm
Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right
The slinky by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

wagging the slinky 

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others
wagging the slinky by btezra October 28, 2002

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky)

the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.

Clinkin’ the slinky 

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.
Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight
Priming the Slinky by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025
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