the gambler

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.

Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!

by xloc918 May 29, 2004

The Gambler

There is 4 girls in a pitch black room 3 are 18 and 1 is 15 you must blindly chose while there’s a police waiting outside

Last night I tried “the gambler” and the one I chose seemed a little to tight

by Skimask99 May 26, 2023

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

Angel And The Gambler

Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.

Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.

by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022

ryan the degen gambler

a degen gambler who is broke

ryan the degen gambler is the biggest degen

by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021

The Dog Gambler

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025