the dick 

a person who knows everything about fuck all
causes chaos and aggro every where he goes
computer systems are his personal favourite for full days time wasting and unnessary shit
an instant piss boiler
normally called richard ..hence the term ..THE DICK !
A PERSON WHO SCREAMS FIRST THEN ASKS THE QUESTIONS

the dick
where ever theres a cock up ...theres a dick
YES MATE THERES LOADS OF PART WORNS

the dick by tony (tiger) forsterman February 16, 2009

The Dick 

The Dick (plural: Dicks; symbol or abbreviation: in or, sometimes, ----> – a double prime) is the name of a unit of length in a number of different systems, including English units, Imperial units, and United States customary units. Its size can vary from 2.5" to 5.5" with 5.5" being the standard measurement.

Tims desk is about 62 Dicks from Laurie's.

The Dick

The Dick by Deer Burger March 7, 2009

The dick of life 

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

The dick of life by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

The Dick Clark 

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

The Dick Clark by CDouble January 9, 2007

The Dick Tully 

When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.

Performing "The Dick Tully" requires great athleticism and a slut with a loose, floppy cunt.

The Dick Tully by Anonymous March 24, 2003

The Dick and Nuts 

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

The Dick and Nuts by HousSalad April 25, 2020

The Dick Dick 

A guys penis

dude Amanda totally wants the dick dick

The Dick Dick by HH703 October 4, 2009