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The Clan 

- A crowd of 'music fans' or groupies, most of which are nothing but high maintenance, controlling, arrogant, self centered, jealous, conniving, conceded, back stabbing, hurtful, hate filled, 2-faced, malicious, miserable, catty, gossiping, mentally unstable, clueless, manipulative, obnoxious, trouble making, demanding, pathologically lying sheep, cowards, and drama queens, who ruin the 'scene' (rather than enhance and promote it), and the great music being played.

NOT to be confused with a REAL 'Clan' - which they often like people to think they are. Also not to be confused with the Klu Klux Klan, even though they have a similar value system.

*Note: The phrase "most of which", is not to be mistaken for "all of which". To think every member of "The Clan" was the same, would be an unfair mistake.
Beware of The Clan, for they will make your life a miserable hell. Stay safe and just buy a CD that you can listen to in the comfort of your own home. Be your own person, and don't let others dictate how to live your life.
The Clan by As Seen On TV December 6, 2004

the clan 

popular scene kids in Bucks County PA, that everyone knows from myspace. they all look alike and claim that one another stole each others "style" they all suck horribly. and seriously need to get a life. they all say their not scene, and that they have always been like that. their only friends with each other because it fits their style. the clan has 69 members and still counting.
*GANKSTUH*
Kayla- "Dayumm yo, the clan just keeps getting bigger"
Jimmy-"OMFG! i hate those scene kids"

*SCENE KIDS*
Ashley-"WTF! I so wore two belts before you"
Cindy-"Exuse me, Ive worn two belts since the PRE-K"
the clan by Barbieyeayea December 10, 2008

The clan 

A group of girls who love to get tag teamed and love cock deep down their throat.
Rachel, laura, sami, and maggie call themselves the clan
The clan by dirtywhores March 21, 2010

Sly (not the clan) :P

A crafty mechivous person
Sly (not the clan) :P by Sly Fox October 4, 2003

Left the clan

Sexually Harassing Someone Or trying to rape
Left the clan by SEEKING BEING March 16, 2021

The Uchiha clan’s hair 

The most styled hair I ever seen in my life. Like damn Madara got that beautiful long hair,Itachi got the most durable ponytail and don’t get me started on Izuna’s magnificent jet black hair.
“Uchiha hair is extremely beautiful and soft” I wish I had the Uchiha clan’s hair.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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