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the bear

Nickname given to huge, hairy men who walk like bears.
My dad is called the bear. He eats children.
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.
Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear
by dooglas October 29, 2006
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A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.
Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008
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Top advocate of DonJay in WWE Champions mobile game. Undefeated in arguments. Former town member and leader of the pitchfork brigade. Has never finished first in a faction event.
The-bear is best known for saying bear here or best bear here. The bear often reminds flow to wipe Firpi’s slurpi off his mouth before acknowledging him. The best bear won the admiration of the champions community for his daily post on beating the peter tour.
by McDaddy gaming July 13, 2021
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The Bear

A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"
Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"

Jack: "Yeah what about her?"

Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".

Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"

Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."
by Mr Mczy December 9, 2008
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a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.
"Hey, the ---- bear"
by kourshirou Izumi October 25, 2003
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A young girl who seeks male pleasure from old men, she will nail/hook up with anything that has a penis. She is really bad at talking dirty and every sexually thing that she says includes her "Soaking Wet Juicy" which is not fully developed yet.
Dude the bear texted me saying that she wants me to "Stick my throbbing cock inside her Soaking Wet Juicy Pussy"
by THICKASSES June 14, 2011
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