A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"
by Thatgingerfuck April 18, 2016
When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.
by Nadeem E. January 26, 2009
An adjective, referring to Bear Grylls, the British man who is a former member of SAS, the world record holder for being the youngest British person ever to climb Mount Everest and survive. Bear Grylls is also the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild." On this program, Grylls constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations. The term "Bear Grylls" is used to describe something incredibly daring, brave, manly, or just rediculously awesome.
Johnny shaves with a knife. Johnny is bear grylls.
Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.
Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.
by Wenzel March 17, 2007
Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.
Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
by Johnny Dickionary November 13, 2007
The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
by tonitewedineinhell December 15, 2007
A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
by Shankomatic June 29, 2009
Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Bear Grylls can eat coal and shit diamonds.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
by JimmyTheOrc November 17, 2009