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Tell Her 

Tell Her.

When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'

If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.

Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'

Barry - 'TELL HER!'

Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'

That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'

Harry - 'Tell her'

Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
Tell Her by Wainy536 July 6, 2010
Words you can keep

Tell her twice 

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.
So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice
Tell her twice by Jony_Pony April 3, 2009

Tell Her, You Love Her 

The 2nd album by Naz Rager. The album is both experimental and safe for the artist. Songs like “Ramona” and “Halle” show that the album is more focused on women than his previous album YOTR. Of course, the Rager rages on THYLH🖤 with songs like “BOOM!” and Ca$h B4 Love”. The vulnerability on this album is unmatched by any other underground artist as this album deals with the duality of Naz’s nonchalant “fuck bitches get money” persona and his heart and his need to love and feel love. There are a plethora of songs on the album so there is truly something for everyone. This is Naz Rager’s beginning to creating the “Rager’s World”.
Tell Her, You Love Her is crazy!! Naz really does it all in this album.
Tell Her, You Love Her by XNXGMX February 2, 2023

tell her to GTFO. 

Code for your friend to kindly tell a ladyfriend to GTFO
Me: Hey Charlie, tell her to GTFO.

Charlie: Madam, I think it is time you retire... so GTFO.
tell her to GTFO. by DaBIGdawgy July 14, 2011

Tell Her Tuesday 

When someone comments on a girl then someone else says 'tell her Tuesday' they have to tell that girl what they said about her. Can only happen on Tuesday.
Person 1 - That (girl) has a really nice ass!
Person 2 - Tell her Tuesday

Person 1 to the girl - You have a really nice ass
Tell Her Tuesday by Pseudonym ..... November 24, 2013

Tell her to go brush her teeth 

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick
Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

who gon tell her? 

who’s going to tell the person about something that is obvious that the subject doesn’t realize
Person 1: “walks out with an ugly outfit”
Person 2 to person 3: “who gon tell her?”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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