TDGH (too drunk to get hard)

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.

Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).

TDGH (too drunk to get hard) by Presidentrolf March 25, 2020