take a \_

Take a seat

take a \_, son

take a \_ by dvt99 August 23, 2010

Take a Cruz 

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation

I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.

Take a Cruz by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

take a picture, it'll last longer! by Starchylde June 8, 2016

take a wiz 

Peeing

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!

take a wiz by Urination January 4, 2014

take a crosby 

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

take a crosby by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Take a plane ride. 

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

Take a plane ride. by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

take a donald 

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

take a donald by Zippyltn June 3, 2017