T-titties 

Short for titanium titties

What might grow on male boobs during puberty

Try squeezing them.

My nips r hard when i quez dem

U got T-titties. From puberty or something...

Pubertitties?

Yea

Why they so hard tho

Idk u got sum metal shit in there, go smash some concrete...

T-titties by What was u guys talking about February 4, 2020

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) 

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

tittie-t 

A real muthafuckin G nigga!

Yo, Tittie-t is my nigga

tittie-t by Tittie420 August 8, 2015