Meth capitol of North America. Located in Rural Pennsylvania, Titusville was the first place to strike oil by drilling in
August 1859. Currently, Titusville is overrun by elderly
people, meth heads, and more welfare recipients than any other city in the state of Pennsylvania by 2:1. If you want to have sex with a dog go to Titusville. Just dont be caught leaving town on a greyhound. If you're ever in Titusville, dont make
friends with carnies, because they'll rock on your neck and throw you in a snow bank.
Mike:Did you hear about what happen in T-Vegas?
Tom: No?
Mike: Some carney rocked on a
girls neck and left her body in a snow bank!
Tom: Was he on meth?
Mike: No, Tylenol.