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The painful act of having ones testicles rippled out via your anal passage.
Friend: Hey man do you want to go to the amity affliction concert tonight I got free tickets?
Me: Nah man I'd prefer to stay at home and get T-holed.
T-hole by Ceeney September 28, 2012
A texture hole, the butt holes unique and wonderful feel after ingesting a textured food such as corn
Yea bro pussy is alright but you been in the T-Hole?
T-Hole by Bibiddy janneddy November 24, 2025
To have drank too much of the alcoholic spirit, tequila, and lost sense of everything recognizable to man. More specifically, time and space, balance, verbal skills, and coherency.
Tim: Man I don't even remember anything from last night, apparently I bashed my head open at the afters.
John: Damn, you were sipping that 1942 like it was juice, you must've fallen into a t hole.
t hole by PartyInChernobyl March 28, 2023

a ring doesn't plug a hole 

This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.
Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.

Can't even pee hole 

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

that don't plug the hole 

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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