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Don't Dance for the Pussy 

A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.
If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight... Sorry but,"I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
If you paint the house I'll ride you tonight... You'll never get it, "I Don't Dance for the Pussy".

Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts 

A selective arts high school in Dallas, Texas. Booker T. is located right in the heart of the Dallas Arts District next to the Meyerson Symphony Center, Winspear Opera House, Wiley Theater, the Dallas Museum of Art, as well as many other facilities.

Booker T. boasts many famous alumni, such as Norah Jones, Erykah Badu, Edie Brickell (Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians), Roy Hargrove and Elizabeth Mitchell (of "Lost").

The students at Booker T. are in high demand in the artistic and academic world, receiving acceptances to schools from Julliard to Harvard.
parent: My child is incredibly smart but also incredibly talented. I think I'll have her audition to attend Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts instead of paying my retirement to send her to Hockaday or settling for a crappy apartment to send her to Highland Park!

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe 

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.
$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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