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I didn't wrap my present 

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

Don't be silly wrap your willy 

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.
Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O

Don’t be a fool wrap your tool! 

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

Don't pop my bubble wrap 

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.
Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."
Twitter Rape - the act of Raping someone's twitter account when they leave it logged in or on their mobile device.

Used in an embarrassing way by an unauthorised person.
I do not have big erect nipples! was #twraped by @bigballs when I was having a piss.
twraped by mlir June 17, 2011
The non-consensual forcing of a person to: 1, twerk for you; or 2, be subjected to seeing and/or feeling you twerk.
Last night I was twraped by John Mangum. He just appeared out of nowhere and started twerking against my junk.
twrape by Hairypiglet November 8, 2013