Definitions by Hairypiglet

swaint

When swooning over someone or something becomes so overwhelming it causes one to faint

I swainted when I saw that hot PrEP slut twrape Jameson.

swaint by Hairypiglet November 24, 2014

fagergic reaction 

Involuntary "allergic" reactions that gays have. These do not present themselves with hives or asthma, rather over exuberant outward bursts of disdain and disgust that repeat with every person who will listen.

Mike- "I know this cap and gown are made 100% from post consumer recycled bottles, but I loathe being covered in so much polyester."
Ted- "She's having a fagergic reaction, everybody stand back."

fagergic reaction by Hairypiglet June 2, 2014

PrEP Slut 

(n) A person who takes PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis, particularly against HIV) in order to maintain an active, condom-free sex life.

He's such a PrEP slut he's been taking Truvada for three years just so he can bareback with strangers at the baths.

PrEP Slut by Hairypiglet June 2, 2014

Hagtivism 

A conjunction of "hashtag activism"; a useless, noxious form of "activism" that takes place in 144 angry, hateful characters or less. This is usually a response to taking offense to something, but ironically is often more offensive than what it is responding to.

If your tweets are angry ramblings about what you find offensive and inappropriate followed by numerous hashtags meant to blame and demean your subject, you are guilty of hagtivism.

Hagtivism by Hairypiglet May 13, 2014

twrape 

The non-consensual forcing of a person to: 1, twerk for you; or 2, be subjected to seeing and/or feeling you twerk.

Last night I was twraped by John Mangum. He just appeared out of nowhere and started twerking against my junk.

twrape by Hairypiglet November 8, 2013

tortilla-tosser 

a homosexual man whose sexual preference is rimming Latino boy pussy

I can tell by the Latino twink hanging off Jim's arm that Jim must be a tortilla-tosser.

tortilla-tosser by Hairypiglet November 3, 2013