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sys_admin 

n. (N.American 1990's) An abbreviation for system administrator.
User: What happened? Why is the site lagging?!
sys_mod: I think a sys_admin reset the server.
sys_admin by WL December 29, 2003
Words you can keep

sysadmin 

A person with much more power than you and who is bitter enough to use it in ways that please him/her.
So, you say this is a pretty important file? *delete*
sysadmin by JiaXue October 31, 2003

sysadmin 

short for "System Administrator"
I worked for an ISP as a Senior Sysadmin.
sysadmin by mostron8 March 12, 2003

sysadmin 

The troll that looks over the computers at your school/library/local bestbuy. He has no real power and solely relies on smoke and mirrors to intimidate students. His magical powers include psychic remote viewing (through VNC desktop viewer), sending popup messages through winpopup, remote restart/shutdown, locking up your desktop, and playing god. Skills involved in being a sysadmin include networking, hardware, and being an asshole.
Mr. Rankins is a stereotypical sysadmin.
sysadmin by Dark2k1 July 28, 2006

SysAdmin 

Someone who makes what ever craptastic software package or networking configuration that the customer and/or development team wants actually work.
SysAdmin because developers need help. I know some people say heroes but it's really help. Lots and lots of help.

also
Our sysadmin rocks. She made some kernel tweaks and now that crappy software stopped crashing.
SysAdmin by Quiet Fleece October 19, 2017

Sysadmining

When someone who does IT for a living has to do unnecessary or low level work on a personal project to the point it feels like a chore.
Arch linux is retarted. I want to use my computer not sysadmining it all the time.
Sysadmining by TechParadox November 3, 2014

sysadmin 

A person that hates everybody.
A sysadmin's skills are determined by his capacity to ignore time constraints and his attachment to bad faith. Additionally, a sysadmin usually believes anything with a higher level of abstraction than the C programming language is stupid.
Company: "Akshay, our email hasn't been working correctly for the past year. Can you please fix it?"
Sysadmin: "F*ck you! There is no way email is broken. I'll look at it tonight."
sysadmin by Swisstern September 24, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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